:D

Good times lol. :P

beckybotsford:

whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u

I am made of my own fanclub

When someone sneaks up and startles you. :P

brainfizzlesandsmiles:

I shall reblog this forever. It’s epic.

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brainfizzlesandsmiles:

queenlaqueefuh:

funnynrandom:

Look out here comes the Spiderman…

OMGOSH. Why can’t I encounter this in California.

AHA! Genius.

Person: Hey who's your idol?
Me: I have no idols. That would be a violation of the Second Commandment.
Person: I mean who do you respect?
Me: Jesus.
Person: No I mean like a person.
Me: Jesus is the Son of Man. Therefore He is a person.
Person: Okay great, I meant someone who is famous.
Me: Jesus is pretty famous if you ask me.
Person: WHAT THE FREAK I MEAN BESIDES JESUS!!!!!!
Me: Without Jesus there would be nothing. 
Person: 
Me: 
Person: 
Me: 
Person: 
Me: 
Person: Son of a--
Me: GOD. I am a son of God. 
Person: 
Me: 
Person: 
Me: ...so yeah, Jesus.

:P

Those are always the most fun laughs to have. :P